Woodville Parish Council

Welcome to Woodville

A village in Kent that you won’t find on any map.
Home to the Witches of Woodville

Welcome to the Woodville Village Parish Council ‘home page’

All you need to know about the strange events in the village of Woodville as chronicled by local author of some little renown Mr Mark Stay (website now under the administration of Woodville Village Head Librarian Miss Araminta Cranberry).

You can buy all the Woodville novels from all the finest purveyors of books or get signed copies directly from Mr Stay himself. Just visit the Village Bookshop here. News of the next books in the series will be coming soon and you’ll hear it here first. Sign up to the village library newsletter to get the latest news and free and exclusive short stories.

A videogram from the archives recorded by local author Mr Stay

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All the latest news and village gossip will be posted here.

A reading from The Corn Bride

A reading from The Corn Bride

I was delighted to read the opening chapter of The Corn Bride on the British Fantasy Society’s Youtube page… https://youtu.be/mzBw9MkKCmY?si=t1l3ysyyAtCyKmKi   The Corn Bride is available in paperback, eBook and audiobook from all book retailers and you can get...

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The Corn Bride in all Her Glory

I know it’s considered unlucky to to see the bride’s dress before her big day, but I couldn’t resist. I particularly love the budgie on the spine… Artwork by the amazing Harry Goldhawk.   You can pre-order The Corn Bride at any book retailer in paperback, ebook...

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The Crow Folk is 4 Years Old Today

The Crow Folk is 4 Years Old Today

The Crow Folk was published this day in 2021! Crikey, how time flies. Here’s the unboxing video we made… Camera, sound and edit: Kai Newton Production Assistant: Emily Stay Pumpkinhead: George Stay Music: Dom Currie GET A SIGNED PAPERBACK HERE...

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The Books

Mr Stay’s Woodville Series and More…

The Crow Folk

The Witches of Woodville 1

‘Fast-paced, entertainingly creepy, laugh-out-loud funny, and genuinely moving’—Michelle Paver

‘A rural Ben Aaronovitch!’—Caimh McDonnell

‘Mark Stay’s brilliantly written Witches of Woodville books are somehow funny, cosy, clever and disturbingly dark all at the same time. Terry Pratchett fans will LOVE em.’—Lucy Strange

‘Extremely funny, full of imagination, verve and typical English ‘home counties’ wit and if you like Dad’s Army (who doesn’t?), you’ll love it’Irish Independent 

June, 1940

Faye Bright always felt a little bit different. And today she’s found out why. She’s just stumbled across her late mother’s diary which includes not only a spiffing recipe for jam roly-poly, but spells, incantations, runes and recitations . . . a witch’s notebook.

And Faye has inherited her mother’s abilities.

Just in time, too. The Crow Folk are coming. Led by the charismatic Pumpkinhead, their strange magic threatens Faye and the villagers. Armed with little more than her mum’s words, her trusty bicycle, the grudging help of two bickering old ladies, and some aggressive church bellringing, Faye will find herself on the front lines of a war nobody expected.

For fans of Lev Grossman and Terry Pratchett comes this delightful novel of war, mystery and a little bit of magic . 

Praise for The Crow Folk

‘Swept me straight back to days of losing myself in Diana Wynne Jones novels, and getting lost in truly absorbing, sometimes scary, sometimes emotive adventure with its roots in folklore and history. A story that is full of magic and delight that will thrill readers of any age’Rowan Coleman, author of The Girl at the Window

‘Fast-paced, entertainingly creepy, laugh-out-loud funny, and genuinely moving’—Michelle Paver, author of The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

‘It’s beautiful and engaging and clever and what more could you ask for in a book?’—Manda Scott, author of Boudica series

‘Stay has brewed a cracking blend of charm and creepiness in The Crow Folk. A rip-roaring tale of bravery and witchcraft on the wartime home front, expertly told with lashings of wit and warmth’Pernille Hughes, author of Probably the Best Kiss in the World 

‘A delightful mash-up of Dad’s Army and Charmed. An absolute treat’CK McDonnell, author of Stranger Times

‘Warm, witty, witchy wartime fun. With Mark Stay as writer you’re always guaranteed a magical read’Julie Wassmer, author of the Whitstable Pearl Mysteries

‘You’ll love it: Doctor Who meets Worzel GummidgeLorna Cook, author of The Forgotten Village

‘A jolly romp with witches, demons, and bellringing. Pratchett fans will enjoy this, and Faye is a feisty and fun hero. Dad’s Army meets Witches of EastwickIan W Sainsbury, author of the Jimmy Blue series

 

Babes In The Wood

The Witches of Woodville 2

July, 1940

Fleeing the Nazi blitzkrieg, a trio of Kindertransport children come to stay with Lady Aston at Hayward Lodge in Woodville. Their arrival triggers a murder mystery involving a magic apple tree, modern art, a U-boat, and a demonic hound. Faye Bright must play nanny to the terrified children while gathering clues to uncover the dark magic that threatens to change the course of the war.

‘Enid Blyton film by Hammer’—Talking Scared Podcast

‘Brilliant. A modern day successor to Alan Garner’—Gingernuts of Horror

‘Utterly charming, funny, and sometimes a little but scary’—Mai’s Musings

‘Excellent Halloween reading material’—Rhoda Baxter

‘This series just gets better and better’—Rambling Mads

The Ghost of Ivy Barn

The Witches of Woodville 3

August, 1940

As the Battle of Britain rages overhead, a warlock leader from the Council of High Witches comes to Woodville with a ritual to repel the imminent Nazi invasion. The only catch is it involves full-frontal nudity on the White Cliffs of Dover. The Witches of Woodville are having none of it, but when more witches arrive they realise they might have a spy in their midst, and it’s up to Faye Bright to uncover the traitor. But she’s got enough on her plate already with the ghost of a Polish Hurricane pilot who may hold the key to the truth.

‘A young witch to rival Tiffany Aching. Magic!’FMA Dixon

‘Joyously barmy… genuinely touching’—Novelshire

‘The best of the series so far. Five stars!’—Verity H. Netgalley

‘Dogfights, romance, and plenty of edge of your seat moments’—Jason R. Netgalley

The Holly King

The Witches of Woodville 4 

December, 1940

The Holly King is coming, and you’re on his list . . . 

As Christmas looms, the villagers come under the spell of the Holly King, a demigod bent on destroying Woodville. Faye, Bertie and the witches are determined to stop him, but first they must confront terrible truths that threaten to tear them apart.

‘Is Cozy Christmas Horror a thing? If so, this is it. it’s scary, but also genuinely funny.’—Jeevani Charika, author of Picture Perfect

“Mark’s ingenious decision to set his magical saga not in some ancient realm of wizards and dragons but in a vividly recreated WWII-era rural England gives us the most lived-in and believable fantasy world. I wish I’d thought of it.”—Mitch Benn, author of Terra

‘A brilliant blend of charm and creepiness, history and fantasy!’Pernille Hughes, author of Ten Years

The Corn Bride

The Witches of Woodville 5

May, 1941.

You are cordially invited to the strangest wedding of the year…

It’s May 1941, and the war is in full swing. Yet in the quiet Kentish village of Woodville a happy event is on the horizon, as Faye Bright interrupts her training with the British Secret Service to return home and marry her true love, Bertie.

But as preparations get underway, a ghostly premonition throws a spanner in the works. Who is the Corn Bride, and is her burning visage a warning, or a threat to the happiest day of Faye’s life? 

As Faye and the witches investigate, it’s soon apparent that there’s much more on the line than dress fittings, decorations and Bertie’s stag do. For an old enemy is stirring in the shadows, bent on vengeance. And he’s not above crashing a wedding to get it. 

Will the happy couple make it to the church on time? 

Or will getting hitched spell Faye’s doom?

Praise for The Witches of Woodville series

‘Fast-paced, entertainingly creepy, laugh-out-loud funny, and genuinely moving’ Michelle Paver

‘Full of magic and delight’ Rowan Coleman

‘Funny, cosy, clever and disturbingly dark all at the same time. Terry Pratchett fans will LOVE em’ Lucy Strange



Other Books by Mr Stay

Local author Mr Stay has written other books, though we cannot vouch for the contents having heard reports of indecency and foul language.

The End of Magic

Two powerful mages. One steeped in privilege, the other bound by a moral code. Their world is thrown into chaos by the end of magic.

Rosheen Katell is a wandering mage and, with Anzu her griffin, she’s worked hard to build a reputation as a trustworthy truth seer. She never lies, never kills.

Sander Bree is a royal mage. He lives an easy life advising the king on matters of court and politics, but dreams of an apocalypse are giving him massive anxiety attacks.

Very soon, their magic will be gone. A cataclysmic event will change their lives and world forever. Sander must keep a promise to save the life of a young girl that would have been difficult enough with magic, but is a suicide mission without it. Rosheen is forced to side with a murderous warlord, and her once-solid principles are tested and found wanting. Both will be set against one another in a war unlike anything the world has seen before, in this sweeping fantasy of magic’s ending.

The first part of a fantasy trilogy for readers of Joe Abercrombie and Scott Lynch. Part two — The End of Dragons — is out now, with part 3 coming in 2025…

Praise for The End of Magic:

“Mark Stay paints his world and characters with deft, confident and dark strokes.”
RJ Barker, author of the Wounded Kingdom Trilogy

“Mark Stay writes like he’s the lovechild of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The End Of Magic will have you laughing one minute and then leave you heartbroken the next — but always desperate to keep turning the pages. Enjoy the magic of a master storyteller at work.” Mike Shackle, author of the Last War trilogy

“The sort of book you give to people who say “prove to me why I should read fantasy”… A simply terrific read.”
James Barclay, author of the Legends of the Raven series

“Takes the tropes of high fantasy and uses them to wield an original, compelling and intricately plotted story… exactly the kind of fantasy that we need more of.”
Gavin G. Smith, author of the Veteran series

“Stay does for George RR Martin what Pratchett did for Tolkien.”
Julian Barr, author of The Way Home

The End of Dragons

The Thrilling Sequel to The End of Magic

To Survive, They Must Kill The Last of Her Kind.

The Lapis Moon is gone. Magic is dying. The world has moved on.

Mages, however, are an endangered species. Sander Bree is scraping a living as a mage for hire, Rosheen Katell is in hiding with her brother Oskar. All mages are outlawed, exiled, dodging assassins and the wrath of Archbishop Yorath Pasco who would gladly have them skewered in public.

Then a dragon attacks a small fishing village on the Parthalan coast. Dragons aren’t supposed to exist in these enlightened times, and so the Archbishop suggests a deal: if Sander and Rosheen use their magic to slay the dragon without fuss then their slates will be wiped clean. Of course, they encounter personal betrayals, political backstabbing, criminal shenanigans and a bloody great dragon in a rollicking adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Praise for The End of Dragons on Goodreads:

“Pratchettesque humour mixed with gritty fantasy.”

“Plenty of wit, along with a healthy dose of heartbreak.”

“A page-turning piece of fantasy.”

“Bloodthirsty, funny and heartwarming.”

“A deeply satisfying read.”

“Just brilliant!”

“Gripping from start to finish.”

“Wonderful escapism.”

Back to Reality

The Bestselling ‘90s nostalgia time travel comedy

Jo’s world is about to change forever, and it’s about time

Her marriage is on auto-pilot, daughter hates her, job sucks and it’s not even Tuesday.

As Jo’s life implodes, a freak event hurls her back to ‘90s Los Angeles where, in a parallel universe, she’s about to hit the big time as a rock star.

Jo has to choose between her dreams and her family in an adventure that propels her from London to Hollywood then Glastonbury, the world’s greatest music festival.

Jo encounters a disgraced guru, a movie star with a fetish for double-decker buses, and the biggest pop star in the world… who just happens to want to kill her.

Back to Reality is a funny, heartwarming story about second chances, with a heroine to rival Bridget Jones and the rock n roll nostalgia of Keith A Pearson.

The novel from the Bestseller Experiment podcast presenters Mark Stay and Mark Desvaux. The Two Marks went to more gigs in the ’90s than in any other decade and are currently working on a time machine to see Prince in concert.

Praise for Back to Reality:

“Like if Nick Hornby wrote a time travel, body swap adventure!”
New York Times bestselling author Mimi Strong

“A compelling story where the comedy compliments the drama and keeps you turning the page… A delight.”
Caimh McDonnell, Bestselling author of The Dublin Trilogy

“Doctor Who meets Freaky Friday at Glastonbury. With added cow. Escapist SF fun for everyone who wants to scratch their Terry Pratchett itch.”
Ian W Sainsbury, Winner of the Kindle Storyteller Award 2019

“A miraculous, laugh-out-loud journey to a past never lived. Original and captivating!”
Keith A Pearson

Robot Overlords

Stay in your homes. You are under quarantine.

Three years ago, Earth was conquered by a force of robots from a distant world. This was their one rule.

Ignore the order to self-isolate and you’re sure to be vaporised by a massive robot Sentry, or a crawling Sniper, or a flying Drone. That’s if the vast Cube doesn’t incinerate you first.

But Sean Flynn is convinced that his father – an RAF pilot who fought in the war – is still alive. And when he and his gang figure out a way to break the robots’ curfew, they begin an adventure that will pit them against the might of the ROBOT OVERLORDS.

This fast-paced, thrilling novelisation is based on the hit British film starring Sir Ben Kingsley (IRON MAN THREE), Gillian Anderson (THE X-FILES) and Callan McAuliffe (THE GREAT GATSBY). A perfect companion to the movie, it expands on the story with additional action, characters, and a special peek behind the scenes.

This is the perfect book to let your mind escape these days of self isolation.

Praise for Robot Overlords:

“Fun, entertaining read with snappy, realistic dialogue…. a blockbuster pace that will entertain early teens upwards and sci-fi fans alike.”
Following the Nerd

“Robot Overlords is an easy read, but it’s not a light tale. Deliciously scary in all the right places, it’s a compelling book. Like all good novelisations, it adds an extra dimension to a story already told in another medium. Recommended, especially if you like giant robot-driven dystopias.”
Starburst

“Enjoyable, entertaining, and sometimes surprisingly dark, Robot Overlords is a great read whether you’re a young adult, a young-at-heart adult, or even a miserable old man in an adult’s body (like me!).”
The Cult Den

“Such a cracking story – one which might literally blow your socks off.”
The Book Plank

“His characters come to life instantly, practically jumping off the page, all you need to know to care about them sketched in a few simple but always well-chosen words.”
Crime Review

Correspond with the author

(and more for the Curious)

Contact Mr Stay with your praise, complaints and general queries here.

Mr Stay has a blog here.

You can find him on social media:

He can also be heard inspiring writers with Mark Desvaux on The Bestseller Experiment podcast.

T-Shirts and Tote Bags

You can find Witches of Woodville wearables and tote bags from Teemill here.

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